Until now, my make-up routine (say if we were going out to watch a movie) was this:
- Put on brown eyeshadow
For Panto, it has grown into this:
- Use cleanser
- Put on moisturiser
- Foundation
- Concealer
- White eye-shadow at inner corners of eyes
- Light colour of eye-shadow
- Medium colour of eye-shadow
- Dark colour of eye-shadow
- Shimmery colour of eye-shadow
- Liquid eye-liner on upper lids
- Pen eye-liner on lower lids
- Mascara, mascara, mascara
- Red lipstick
- Shimmery lip-gloss
- Bronzer
- Rouge
- Setting powder
I don't really mind doing it all, but it's a bit of a pain if I'm in a hurry or crowded with a bunch of other people around limited mirror space (try seven girls and half-a-dozen boys in front of two mirrors). When I do it quietly, it's actually kind of fun.
Before this, I didn't own much make-up, just a few basics that I rarely used. I have bought so much make-up in the last ten days, it's ridiculous (I now own everything in the list above). At least, given the amount of make-up that I usually wear (none), this lot will last me several years.
I did already have an eye-liner pencil but I'd never used it, and when I tried putting it on last week I couldn't get it to leave a mark. So I went and bought liquid eye-liner. I was practicing using it at home a couple of days ago when a retired neighbour rang the doorbell to leave a message – now when he sees me in the street, he still looks at me funny. I hope he doesn't think I eat kittens.
Actually I am rubbish at putting the liquid stuff on, so the eye-make-up sub-routine actually looks more like this:
- Forget about putting on eye-shadow first
- Put liquid eye-liner on right eye
- Blink
- Make a mess on right eye
- Say some rude words
- Put liquid eye-liner on left eye
- Observe shaky hand
- Make bigger mess on left eye
- Say even ruder words
- Look around to check if anyone is watching the entertainment
- Use eye-make-up remover to remove errant liquid eye-liner
- Put pen eye-liner on lower lids
- Apply eye-shadow
- Apply mascara
Forget practice makes perfect, I'm actually getting worse at this as time goes by. Oh well, I suppose that my fine motor skills could use the exercise.
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